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英文笑话 没事还能学习口语

  A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

“Find a girl just like your mother—then shes bound to like her.

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:

“Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”

“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”

“Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

无论带哪一个女孩回家,这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说:

“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”

于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩。他对他友好的忠告者说:

“正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她。”

“那后来呢?”朋友问。

“没什么,”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她!”